sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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